i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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