Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
How drunk are you?
Completed.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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