It's like a parade of train wrecks.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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