It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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