PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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