YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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