brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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