sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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