how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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