i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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