well you can't waste a boner
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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