we have officially lost it.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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