awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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