I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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