STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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