what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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