i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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