be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Im just a social blackout drinker.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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