hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Randomize
