whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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