My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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