hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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