So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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