Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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