Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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