Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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