Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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