I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
he fucked my hip out of place.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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