Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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