do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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