i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
When are your genitals available?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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