I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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