Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
birth control should be required to get into college
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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