is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
my sisters under your porch take her home
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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