did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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