im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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