My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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