Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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