We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
be right there i have to get my cape
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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