This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
My vagina is officially offended.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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