how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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