i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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