I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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