hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
