Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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