Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Still canβt get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
we should paint friendship bongs
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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