Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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