I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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