Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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