You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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