Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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