i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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