There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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